It's the most wonderful time of the year!
Just kidding. The most wonderful time of the year is Christmas. Don't argue.
Anyways, Valentine's day is coming up soon. That means chocolate, and lots of it! Of course, you should wait until the day after to buy it, because it'll be on sale.
And just because you're single, don't spew out your hate on the 14th. You'll always have chocolate to comfort you.
If you don't like chocolate, I can't help you. Sorry.
May Eros (because Cupid is too mainstream) be with you!
Bye.
