LIBERAL MAJORITY!
Queen Pauline sat on a wall.
Queen Pauline had a great fall.
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Couldn't put the PQ together again.
Pauline Marois has fallen with a bang. Not only did her party do the worst since an awful long time, she lost in her own riding. QUEEN PAULINE LOST IN HER OWN RIDING. To some young, unknown Liberal woman.
Someone should drop off a couple buckets of ice in front of Queen Pauline's house.
For the burn.
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
Communism
I've decided to write about something different today. It's not relevant, nothing about what's going on today, really, but oh well. This is ranting, it can be VERY off-topic.
Communism was invented mainly by a certain German individual called Karl Marx. You know, I think he could be considered a genius, because, really, communism is a beautiful thing on paper. It's one golden rule: everyone is equal. And who doesn't like that? Everyone gets a fair share, everything belongs to the people, WE ARE ALL EQUALS. It truly is a wonderful idea, and so, I guess, thank you, Karl Marx.
But, as one might guess, there's a bit of a problem in all of this, otherwise the whole world would probably be communist by now, Karl Marx underestimated one very important thing: human nature. And human nature is a terrible thing. We are greedy , lazy, horrible beings who take and take and take and never give back and put ourselves over any other creature who lives and breaths like us. We are superior, we are above them, those animals, for we are not animals, WE ARE HUMANS, the great and powerful humans.
It's disgusting.
And so communism and humans could not work together, Because somewhere, deep down in the depths of our human selves, we cannot be equal. There is no such thing. It just doesn't work, we can't do it. There always has to be someone above and below us, There will always be someone more lazy or more hard-working then us. Therefore, communism and humans were not to walk hand in hand for the rest (or at least a decent part) of history,
In a communist country, a field in a village is owned by all the villagers, Following the golden rule, we are equals, it belongs to all of us. But humans, being human, would think instead: it does not belong to anyone in particular. It does not belong to you or to me or to him. So if something goes wrong in this field, there are losses, than you don't care, and I don't care, and he doesn't care,
In a communist country, one who does nothing and is useless and lazy owns just as much as one who works hard every day. And so are we equals? The answer is no, we are most definitely not.
So the downfall of communism, this seemingly beautiful, wondrous thing, destined to help all humanity, was that very thing itself: humanity.
Live long and prosper. Elvis has left the building.
Communism was invented mainly by a certain German individual called Karl Marx. You know, I think he could be considered a genius, because, really, communism is a beautiful thing on paper. It's one golden rule: everyone is equal. And who doesn't like that? Everyone gets a fair share, everything belongs to the people, WE ARE ALL EQUALS. It truly is a wonderful idea, and so, I guess, thank you, Karl Marx.
But, as one might guess, there's a bit of a problem in all of this, otherwise the whole world would probably be communist by now, Karl Marx underestimated one very important thing: human nature. And human nature is a terrible thing. We are greedy , lazy, horrible beings who take and take and take and never give back and put ourselves over any other creature who lives and breaths like us. We are superior, we are above them, those animals, for we are not animals, WE ARE HUMANS, the great and powerful humans.
It's disgusting.
And so communism and humans could not work together, Because somewhere, deep down in the depths of our human selves, we cannot be equal. There is no such thing. It just doesn't work, we can't do it. There always has to be someone above and below us, There will always be someone more lazy or more hard-working then us. Therefore, communism and humans were not to walk hand in hand for the rest (or at least a decent part) of history,
In a communist country, a field in a village is owned by all the villagers, Following the golden rule, we are equals, it belongs to all of us. But humans, being human, would think instead: it does not belong to anyone in particular. It does not belong to you or to me or to him. So if something goes wrong in this field, there are losses, than you don't care, and I don't care, and he doesn't care,
In a communist country, one who does nothing and is useless and lazy owns just as much as one who works hard every day. And so are we equals? The answer is no, we are most definitely not.
So the downfall of communism, this seemingly beautiful, wondrous thing, destined to help all humanity, was that very thing itself: humanity.
Live long and prosper. Elvis has left the building.
April Fool's Day
If there is one thing I love doing, it's pulling pranks. If there is one thing I love seeing, it's a prank. If there is one thing I hate falling for, it's a prank. So either make the world a better place and stop pulling pranks, or make it more interesting and continue. I vote for the latter.
All right, I'm done. Have a nice day, and prank on!
All right, I'm done. Have a nice day, and prank on!
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